Saturday, 15 March 2008

Just a Moment

There are these subtle differences between America and Europe. You run across them daily....think about it a minute....and then just drift on.

Years ago....I went to Paris for a weekend....and discovered a city park that made you almost lose your view of life and time. It was a park of grand proportion and great trees that hung over the gravel trail that encompassed the park.

There weren't ballfields or giant statues around. You might see a individual walking a dog or a old couple just chatting on a bench. It was quiet and almost like a cemetery in some sense. I felt out of place and almost not deserving of this feeling.

As time went by....I toured London, Amsterdam, Berlin, Rome, Hamburg, Mainz, Bath, Copenhagen, and numerous other towns. They all have parks like this. Grand on scale, and just a simple laid-out scale. Nothing fancy. No gangs roaming or music blaring.

There isn't anything like this in the US....except for maybe Central Park. But even then...its just not the same. You kinda feel like history has stopped.....that you are standing in the 1800s.....and life is different from what you perceive.

When I finally leave Europe for good. There will a dozen things that I will sorely miss....and the parks will be one of those things.

The Ossama Plan: Germany

The Turks in Germany raised this big fuss. They wanted a bunch of things integrate Germans into their way of thinking....mostly Turkish, but also Islam. So this week....the interior ministry of Germany decided that two things would occur. First.....multi-cultural classes would be deemed necessary and developed very shortly...probably by next school year. A lot of Germans grumbled about this....but they had to look good in the media to the Turks.

So then the second topic came up. Islam will now be taught in the German school system. The Germans always had a religion class for kids between the fifth grade and the tenth grade. It was mostly a one-hour per week episode where a local minister with teaching credentials showed up and did a ethics and religion episode. You actually got a test and grade in this....which alot of kids....for some mostly "C's" or "D's". The kids who didn't talk much....naturally got the better grades.

So this is now agreed upon.....Islam will be taught. So by the numbers.....someone woke up in the interior ministry after this and realized that across all of Germany today....there are only 120 "real" Muslim instructors (actually accredited by someone, although probably not a German certificate).

Yep.....120 only. So the boys at the interior ministry then pulled out the calculator....and figured they needed another 900 minimum. Since there isn't a single accreditation unit in Germany really producing these accredited Islam teachers....the next step would be to import them. Where would you find the necessary accredited Islam teachers?

Well....Saudi Arabia, of course. The ministry hasn't said where they will get them....but you have a choice of Egypt, Pakistan or Saudi you can feel the heat already.

So you have a long pause American would sit and think long and hard. This is where most of the problems with radical Islam exist today. These instructors from Saudi Arabia were the trigger for 9-11 and the British bombings.

Are they setting the kettle to boil or lighting the dynamite? Oh yes. It may take ten to fifteen years....but a society of anti-American and anti-German punks will grow up and become issues. They will reshape Germany...the Germans basically did it to themselves.

Oh, and by the many Islamic kids graduate fully from German schools? 2.8 percent. Think about it for a minute. 97 percent don't really graduate. Even in Ribley....we got better statistics.

American "Doctor" in Germany - Forbidden

Over the past year or two in Germany...a number of Americans who came over to teach or work for high-technology companies....had doctoral degrees. These are folks who actually went to UCLA, MIT, or even Mississippi State....and had earned the degree to be referred to as a doctor. It is a mighty fine stand there and admit after eight long damn earned something special.

So there around ten of these folks who came to Germany to work. Naturally, they signed their letters with the appropriate PhD, and even made fancy business cards to let their new friends and co-workers know their status in life.

Sadly.....foreigners can't be "doctors" in Germany. Yep....the Nazi's originally wrote up the rule....for some reason. I'm thinking they didn't want a bunch of French college professors showing up and getting automatic respect. The Nazis even went as far as handing out jail sentences.....if you refer to yourself in public as a "doctor" (of anything, even Texas literature or farm implement design).

The dimwits in around to discussing this rule....and when the EU got started up around 2001....the German empire actually modified this Nazi rule....members of the EU would be granted the status of being recognized as a real doctor but outsiders....from beyond the EU.....can't be accepted.

So the idots Germans had this professor from America....Professor Ian Thomas over in Jena....who the cops came to invite for a interview. Before the interview....he was Doctor Ian Thomas Baldwin....but the cops made it very was illegal....and the best he could use was "Professor" from that point on.

So in the past month....the German university elites suddenly woke up and realized the mess being created. This was getting out the press. The Germans literally beg for US doctors and professors to come over....treating like "blue-chip" assets and the American professor is generally a sought-after lecture asset. So the elites have been working hard and have this new rule they are trying to rush through. Basically....if you are a doctor from one of two hundred Carnegie recognized schools....which University of Alabama is one but Troy State ain't.....then you can keep your title and be treated fairly.

Course, this method only helps US professors...not Canadian or Japanese or Chinese or Ecuadoran. The Germans didn't really share why they'd never questioned Ms. Rice (a real doctor) or Mr. Kissenger (a real doctor) or Mr. Gates (a fake doctor but he made enough donations to the right school to get the degree anyway).

Its simply another reason why Germany is a third-world country. Think about the cops.....who waste precious man-hours hunting down would-be American professors with the title of doctor....when they could catch criminals or murderers. You can figure at least 20 man-hours into research or interrogating a guy....then writing the report to close the episode. What a place. And the best part? Nazi-written and still on the books....which says alot about a society that survives.