Tuesday, 7 July 2009

You Gotta Fight Like Its Nazis

Today, speaking at the World Forum on Enterprise and the Environment, in Oxford, UK....Al "Ike" Gore finally put the whole global warming/global cooling/climate control thing into the right prospective.

Basically, Al likens to to the battle against climate change to fighting the Nazis during World War Two.

After I heard this....I felt this awesome relief....fighting Nazis has always been a top priority on my list and I've always wanted give two hundred percent in fighting those bastards.

So naturally, I've been brain-washed and feel real peppy about fighting the Nazis now....for Al and the global warming crowd.

Now that I can compare the evil side like Nazis, and their leadership like Hitler....this all makes sense. The only way to really pep this fight up....is to say the evil side is like Satan....and then with my Southern Baptist background....I'd be all this fight. Yeah....sure. I think I'll pour a triple shot of something and just try to drift off to sleep.....fighting zombies or something.