Friday, 25 June 2010

Our Al

It is a story that you'd rather just avoid.

This guy registers at a hotel in Portland two years "Mr Stone". It's Al Gore, sadly.

Al apparently gets to a point where he needs a massage...and ends up doing something against the leg of the massage lady. We don't know what...but it was apparently some kind of "unwanted sexual contact".

The lady reports this to the cops....but they found insufficient evidence.

Now this whole thing comes out. Needless to say...the local newspaper in Oregon...who could have put out the story...didn't. They apparently knew but found that there wasn't enough proof in their standards to do so.

This is some comic episode now...and most folks (with recent Al Gore developments) now believe Al is some kinda hot lusty guy with a active lifestyle. Some women are probably thinking of Al right a manner that would embarrass some folks.

The odds that the massage lady story is true? My humble opinion? Less than ten percent chance. The only thing that might have gotten on the massage lady's suit...was oil from greasing down Al's body. So Al might be totally innocent.'d like to believe that.

What I do find curious...are these registered names at hotels. Typically...if I tried to register as someone other than my name...the hotel would say no and demand my real name. There must be some 'get-out-of-jail' card that you you could register as "Lucky Steel" or "Sid Stone".

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