There's this fight brewing with the union and the city...over crunched benefits. The union wants their taxpayer-funded Viagra back. It was cut as part of the deal to prevent layoffs....and some folks are pretty stiff over this deal.
The union is now pushing hard....to get back their Viagra. They've spoken to a judge and want him to force the drug back on their plan.
The attitude by the school board is simple....at $20 a pill...this is adding up and they can't really afford this luxury.
I sat and pondered over this. It's a sad situation for these older guys. They've got young women in the class all day and dressed in a provocative way. They go home, and there's Wanda their 50-year old girlfriend or Vicky their 38-year old wife. For some reason, the attraction isn't there. They need the blue pill to fill in the void.
If I were an administrator....viewing this entire mess....I'd make up my mind to hire women only and dump these costly guys. Luckily, I'm not in the school business.
So as you sit there and wonder about the various costs involved in teaching Johnny math and science....remember, somewhere out there....there's probably a blue pill or two per week for the teacher, and you might be paying for that as part of Johnny's education.