
I sat there thinking about this.
For this to work in the US....with all the legal stuff that goes on.....you'd need a $500 million dollar policy (my first humble opinion). Second, you'd have to ban alcohol for the event....which just ain't going to happen for a case like this. Third, you would likely have a bunch of animal-friendly folks who'd get all upset that you riled up the bulls.
So instead of the running of the bulls....I like to suggest three optional events. First, the running of the donkeys. I admit, they probably won't run very fast and they probably won't hurt anyone much. But maybe the running of the donkeys would be a nice safe event.
My second idea is the running of the drunks. You line up a thousand guys and give them half a bottle of whiskey to drink over fifteen minutes....then you hustle them out into a courtyard area with baseball bats. You turn loose these drunks on 10k folks in the courtyard and just stand back to watch. I admit....some folks might get whacked pretty good....but the excitement level would be near to what you'd get with the bulls.
Finally, I've got this idea of the running of the tube-top lusty gals. You line up four hundred gals....all in tube tops....and just run them through a Pamplona-style street. They can toss or poke or stomp on any guy they see....with as much intensity as they'd like. You'd charge each guy $100 for the thrill and you'd probably clear $1 million a day just on the entry fee and booze. Oh, and you'd have to give the tube-top lusty gals some cut on this money.
Only in America.