Hank for Senator

You can tell when things have hit a peak and folks are burned out on politics.  Here in Virginia, we have a cat named Hank (actually a Maine Coon), who has been openly discussed as a candidate for Senator.  The owner has been careful not to sign any papers, and obviously, this will have to be a write-in or paw-in situation.

I believe most everyone is tired of politics from both sides of the aisle, and that Hank might be the right guy to send over and represent the state.  In fact....if it was just two human senators and 98 cats......we might all be better off.

Hank's top topics?  He's for free cat chow and would vote to seize cat food production plants in America.  Hank also believes in sixteen hours of sleep for people, which means you'd be limited to four hours of actual real work, and a twenty-hour work-week.  And Hank would like to create a zone of protection around the Senate, against dogs.

How many write-in's will Hank get in Virginia?  I'm betting on 300 votes.