Friday, 2 November 2012

Simple Truths

When a news organization or a news journalist....works up a sweat to report or go negative in public on other journalists....it's really not news.

When you realize that your barber might be as smart as half the analysts that appear on the nightly news....you might want to watch less news and get haircuts more often.

When you spend more time on Facebook per day....than in the toilet.....you might have a serious life issue.

If you are watching 'Breaking Amish' (TLC), and long to become Amish.....you might have a serious problem.

There's likely more bacteria around your toaster, than around your coffee cup.

When you start feeling peppy over your Presidential choice appearing on nine different comedy shows....you might ask if you'd feel the same way if your minister or doctor did the same thing.

When you hear a guy giving a fake southern accent.....you kinda wonder where exactly he picked it up.

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