A guy from Bama would pause and gaze over a fancy bed in a decent hotel. This was the upscale bed in my Nuremberg hotel.
Mattress-wise, there's nothing to get peppy about. The metal stuff? Well, it's upscale.
Course, I'm not the romantic type. I kinda see as a great bed to hang mosquito netting, and I'd naturally ask if folks have many bug issues around these parts. That would be the wrong question to ask though.