Tuesday, 1 December 2015

Living in a Bold New Fraudulent World

I came to this conclusion over the weekend, after a fair amount of pondering.  We are living in a wonderful and bold new era....full of fraud, deceit and misrepresentation.

You sit and listen to some political figure talk for forty minutes and you just start grinning because there's at least ten different fraudulent statements that they made.  You kinda just accept that and hug the guy or gal anyway.

You sit and watch some no-name talent Kadashian swagger around on some show for thirty minutes and come away mesmerized that nothing really occurred but you felt entertained.

You sat through an interview with some Today Show idiot who talks to poor Charlie Sheen and his HIV stuff, and never once does the interview ask if Charlie had unprotected sex with some guy while on some drug binge.  It's a fake but decent fraudulent interview....which you accept because it's just there as entertainment and nothing else.

The CIA wages a fake intelligence blitz campaign across the globe and you feel fairly confident over their fraudulent efforts.  It'll all come to a successful fraud ending, and someone will get a pat on the back for their fraudulent efforts.

You sit and watch the President appear on dozens of comedy shows....saying humorous and stupid things, and eventually accept all of that as normal.  So when he does appear at some podium and say other humorous and stupid things in a naturally serious way....well, it's just part of the fraud and you accept it as normal.

Over the past decade, you got used to watching guys pretending to be Republicans or Democrats, and you just grin now when they screw up enough to show they aren't really a member of this party or that party.....but just some component of a lobbyist group that shall remain unnamed.

You got used to Global Warming, Global Cooling, and Climate Change.....to such a degree....that the fraud stuff doesn't really bother you anymore.  You just grin a bit and act spellbound....but it's mostly just good fraudulent science stuff.  They could talk up some terrible woes coming ten years in the future....but, it just won't be accepted beyond a certain degree of fraud talk.

You got used to fraudulent bankers to such a degree....that even when they've almost bankrupted the nation.....you just accept as a fraudulent bankruptcy....not a real bankruptcy.

You got used to fraudulent universities to such a degree....that it doesn't bother you when Wanda or Micky Junior asks you for $100,000 for four years.....you just hand the money over and accept the fact that it's just buying a piece of paper....not a real education.  It's a good fraud, and will help the poor kid in four years get a good decent fraudulent job with a company who is stupid enough to pay $40,000 a year to some kid who is lacking in analytical skills and common sense.....but they were at a real NCAA football campus.

You've gotten use to fraudulent religious clerics with a spicy TV character-like appearance and witty charm.  It's bad enough that if they ask you to buy time-shares with some fraudulent Christian condo-association to be around other fraudulent Christians.....you probably will shell out the cash to get this golden but fraudulent opportunity.

You sit around in the evening to watch Amish Mafia....knowing full well that it's just a fraudulent pretender-documentary with entertainment value.  Being a fraud is no big deal....even a fraudulent Amish guy.

It's reached the level that when you do discuss baseball and homeruns....you don't even bring up Barry Bonds or Sammy Sosa anymore.  The steroid period has consumed your passion and intensity for the sport.  Fraudulent homeruns are listed in the records and you just grin when the topic comes up now.

Over the past decade, between President Bush and President Obama....we've been conditioned by the news media with various fraudulent messages.  We've gone now to the stage where nothing that Hillary, Trump or Carson says of a crazy fashion matters.

When some idiot from the news media comes up and asks Doc Carson about Egyptian Pyramids....well, it just doesn't matter what he says.....we just accept it as a fraudulent answer and that's the end of that chaotic moment.

When some idiot from the news media comes up and asks Hillary about the 1,000 classified emails in her personal unclassified server?  Well....it's just another fraudulent element of a heavily tasked executive with some burned-out brain cells.  No big deal.....just another fraud that we need to accept.
When some idiot from the news media throws Trump around and makes him do a brief stumble.....well, it just don't matter because we see the news media as a fraudulent element, and Trump is this poor victim guy.  Trump could admit he was there on the grassy knoll and shoot JFK.....it wouldn't matter.....we'd just say that the whole Kennedy shooting was a fraud and just accept it.

Yeah, it's like we've taken professional wrestling serious and willing to believe that the Undertaker will never be taken down. Or it's like some insane amount of trust that we've put on the shoulders of Jerry Springer to deliver a daily fraudulent show that looks pretty real with trailer trash women, transexual guys married to fake farmers, and guys who admit they had some relationship with sixteen women from their local church.

It is a bold new and fraudulent world that we live in, and frankly.....some folks might be shocked that we now just take it in stride and will be willing to overlook any crazy Trump comment, or fake trailer trash gal who appears on Jerry Springer's show.

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