I have this idea for a business.
I'd take a new truck, and attach a fairly good crane onto it....to pick-up Civil War statues for cities and parks. You'd call up....give an estimate on the weight and size....maybe a picture....we'd give you an estimate (always in the $5,000 to $10,000 range).
We'd do the service at night....mostly around midnight to 4AM.
We'd handle the disposal....probably driving to some rural valley of Alabama and just dumping it into a field.
MRBU. I'd run the company with a max of three guys....mostly all former Army or Marines.
The thing about this is that eventually....twenty years down the line, some interest would come up on such-and-such statue, with some folks wondering about it's location. I'd let people know that for a price (usually $5,000 to $10,000)....I'd sell it to them and deliver to their property. So I'd get the business....going and coming.