The Toilet Paper Shortage

With this Coronavirus crisis business, and the national shortage of toilet paper....I'm going to suggest two ideas:

1. No-crap Wednesdays.  You avoid coffee and eat as little as possible....to sustain yourself throughout the day, and avoid a 'number two' situation until Thursday morning....thus saving on toilet paper.

2.  Two-sheet Saturdays.  Try to limit your normal 20 sheet usage on Saturdays to just two sheets.  Double-fold if necessary.