The Noose, Bubba, the FBI, and NASCAR

So after this noose with Bubba Wallace came up at Talledega....the FBI home office in Bama got the call.  They needed to investigate this.

So 15 FBI agents drive down to Talledega...in their black SUVs.

You can imagine the various guys and gals in this, and hoping....finally, they'd bust a big case in Bama, on racism and nooses.   This would have been a 20-odd page report, a thousand interviews, and maybe sixty photos. 

It does not appear that it took more than eight hours of work to determine that the noose thing and racism chatter....was a hoax. 

To be honest, I think you could have taken a retired veterinarian, a Piggly Wiggly clerk, and a transmission mechanic....they would have come to the same conclusion...in about an hour. 

I would guess that NASCAR gave the 15 FBI folks NASCAR hats, and free tickets to the race.  Probably the biggest adventure that any of them have had in a decade.....all about a fake noose.