Dozen Things Biden Ought to Be Doing Now

 To recover out of this 'administration-in-the-ditch' situation, my ten suggestions:

1.  Order the Pentagon to rig up a rescue deal for the remaining 350-odd Americans in Afghanistan.  All of them should be 'home' by Thanksgiving.

2.  Declare the Covid 'national-emergency' finished as of Thanksgiving week.  

3  Fire Fauci immediately, and have a full investigation over how he funded the Wuhan research.  

4.  Admit Blinken as Secretary of State was a four-star mistake.....release the guy, and hire up someone who had nothing to do with the Obama administration.

5.  Admit that Hunter's art business is highly unethical.....let him go back to the Ukraine and be a natural gas executive for cash flow.

6.  Halt all chatter within the administration about being the 'anti-Trump'.  Just be Joe Biden.

7.  Admit the FBI is totally screwed up, and set into motion a plan to divide them into three separate groups.....each headquartered beyond DC.

8.  Dump the trillion-dollar scheme.  If it did come with zero-dollars cost....then increase it up to forty to fifty trillion and just issue everyone a $30k voucher.  Truth is....no one believes the zero-dollars cost chatter.

9.  Stop telling 1960ish Bob Hope-type jokes.  Trying to be the 'funny' Joe Biden doesn't work anymore.

10.  Fire Pete Buttigieg (make it an ambassador if necessary), and hire some guy who has a massive amount of logistical background (non-Democrat) and then force the LA port folks (union members) to accept modernization.  

11. Admit the immigration program and border control issue is a serious problem, and hire someone to correct the whole program (don't hand the job to Harris).  

12.  Force yourself into a conference room every month with a dozen reporters and answer questions for sixty minutes.  If you aren't capable of handling this situation....then admit it, retire, and hand the job to Harris.