Upon waking up on the morning of the 25th of December, Karl Jr and Wendy go and find basically gift certificates there, and no gifts. Dad needs to explain this:
1. At some point in 2021, the EPA did a review of Santa's sleigh, and deemed it a problem....so Santa couldn't deliver gifts.
2. Santa got Covid and nearly died, but he's on the recovery now. Sadly, it'll be December 2022 before he's back to full-strength.
3. Santa's wife caught him with two elf guys, and is divorcing them.
4. Santa fired the elf who handled the database, and they corrupted the files before they left the office.
5. Santa was kidnapped by radical revolutionary types (leftwing of course).
6. The North Pole is melting, and polar bears ate three-hundred of the elves over the summer.
7. Santa was taking Ivermectin, and had a serious reaction to the horse-dewormer medication.
8. Santa consulted with Donald Trump, and ruined his business plan for 2021.
9. Santa had a operation, and has not fully recovered yet.
10. Santa's reindeer were confiscated by wildlife officials in Alaska.
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