Biden, A Supreme Court Judge and Filters

 President Biden now has to go out and find someone who qualifies for the Supreme Court Judge.

So, onto the filters.

It has to be a woman (don't ask why).

It has to be a black woman.

It has to be a black woman with a law degree from a prestigious college (a law degree from University of Mississippi probably won't work).

It has to be a black woman with a law degree from a prestigious college who is a fair bit to the left (just being moderate is not enough).

It has to be a black woman with a law degree from a prestigious college who is a fair bit to the left, who is financially secure (not having declared bankruptcy in their life).

It has to be a black woman with a law degree from a prestigious college who is a fair bit to the left, who is financially secure, who has not said some really stupid crap on Twitter or Facebook in the past decade.

It has to be a black woman with a law degree from a prestigious college who is a fair bit to the left, who is financially secure, who has not said some really stupid crap on Twitter or Facebook in the past decade, who can safely sit in front of 15-odd stupid US Senators to answer 300 questions.

It has to be a black woman with a law degree from a prestigious college who is a fair bit to the left, who is financially secure, who has not said some really stupid crap on Twitter or Facebook in the past decade, who can safely sit in front of 15-odd stupid US Senators to answer 300 questions, who doesn't have two or three sexual scandals marginally hidden.  

It has to be a black woman with a law degree from a prestigious college who is a fair bit to the left, who is financially secure, who has not said some really stupid crap on Twitter or Facebook in the past decade, who can safely sit in front of 15-odd stupid US Senators to answer 300 questions, who doesn't have two or three sexual scandals marginally hidden, who actually has a legal mind capable of making judgements.  

Once you establish this filter, I'd say it's near impossible to find any black woman who can fill the filter.

From the ten-odd black women on Biden's 'go-to' list....each probably is sitting there and worried that she might be asked, and have two or three things which she really doesn't want to have come up in the committee hearing. 

Just admitting that they went to a mental health doctor back in 2008 for stress issues, or had a DWI in 2004 at college, or married to a guy who is into police-uniform role-play situations for kinky stuff....would be a serious problem.

So, if you haven't been entertained enough in 2021....just sit back....this ought to be fairly interesting.