My Five Ways To Pay For The $300-Billion In Student Debt

I'm offering this as advice to the Biden Administration. 

First, a sales tax on university student books of $9.99 for each book.

Second, a sales tax on each semester hour (typically 120 required for a degree) of $200.

Third, a $1,000 federal fee paid up front on day one of college....so it doesn't matter if you finish or not.

Fourth,  a $5 federal tax on each on admittance to a NCAA game of any type.

Fifth, a 8-cent sales tax on each dollar spent for university t-shirts, hats, or sweat-shirts.  

Yeah, what I'm suggesting is doubling the cost of attending a typical college, and it ought to be that way.