Besides the Classified Biden Documents Next to the Corvette

 (Parody)

Lawyers for President Biden were shocked as they surveyed to view the garage, where the classified documents were found....to discover:

1.  Joe's collection of Hustler magazines from 1978 to 1989.....all in pristine condition.

2.  A six-pack of 1994 Tab sodas.

3.  A lotto ticket from 2004 worth $15,000....but not longer valid in terms of value.

4.  A hunting license in Joe's name for Montana, for 1983.

5.  A box of DVDs on some Venezuelan soap opera series from 1988. 

6.  A can of something labeled 'AJ's Rocket Fuel'.

7.  A box of 1988 Twinkies.

8.  A box of fake IDs from his high school years.

9.  A Micky Mantle baseball bat...valued at $88,000.

10.  A Chinese worded 'get-out-of-jail' card for a Monopoly game.