Over the past year, gas-grills/gas-stoves have been projected as unhealthy and various laws are being drafted to prevent them in the future. Lot of hype and criticism over how this has been handled. I sat and pondered over where things are going, and this is my list of the next eight things to be banned:
1. Condiments of ketchup, with sugar. Non-sugar ketchup will be forced upon people....with most saying it has no flavor/taste.
2. Plastic silverware.
3. Lipstick.
4. Toilet paper on rolls. You use too much, so the gov't will suggest that it only come in 1-ply sheets, singles.
5. Car speakers are too loud, and only half-power speakers will be installed on new cars.
6. The word and use of 'demons' in the Bible will be deemed inappropriate.
7. Tight fitting jeans will be deemed a health hazard.
8. Sodas in aluminum cans will be deemed as unhealthy for consumption.
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