1. Trying to suggest that 2 and 2 can equal five....usually doesn't work if you are using two beers and two beers....this can only result in zero at the end.
2. Just seems odd....every time some meteor strikes the Earth or some eruption destroys half the planet.....the vast amount of animal life goes extinct, and then some 'reset-clock' starts up, and these damn snakes and bears all come back.
3. Some people probably need forty hours of church a week....and some folks probably need 8 minutes.
4. Generally, if you start talking how you are anti-hate....after an hour of stupid chatter, you've probably made the case that you have a lot of hate built up in your system.
5. People who say they are literally shaking....probably haven't ever ridden a pony stung by a bee.
Aghhh!!! The visual of riding a pony stung by a bee, brings back many childhood memories of life on the farm. Our horse barn was equipped with Dutch stall doors, the top and bottom door of the stall were independent of each other. I had a gray dapple pony that when he had enough of being ridden, would run back to the barn at lightning speed, in search of a stall that had the bottom door open and the top door closed. I remember holding on for dear life, with a grip of steel, all the while the demented pony barreled towards the barn. My original thinking was, when he reached the barn, he would stop and I would be safe. However the pony had concocted an evil scheme, to acquaint me with the top sturdily built, hardwood oak door, much to my demise. Suddenly I am laying on the ground, in a stupor, experiencing pain, adrenaline, total dismay and embarrassment. The pony in the stall chopping hay, content in the fact that he had successfully dismounted his rider.
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