1. It's possible to view a fairly ugly woman at a Piggly Wiggly, and then come to realize that she has a penis and is only man-ugly....not woman-ugly.
2. It's possible to buy a six-pack of beer and feel some political negativity about the beer, and be shamed over the purchase....when around friends or relatives.
3. If your doorbell were to ring around 11:30 tonight...it's pretty likely you will approach the door with a pistol or shotgun in your hands.
4. It's likely that you know at least one person who claims to be demon-possessed, and five folks who indulge in significant drug use.
5. It's likely that you feel some discontent about attending church because it's a collection of misfits, or morally-lost individuals, or a group who confuse woke as a chapter in the Old Testament.
6. You can't watch local news without some feeling of propaganda being inserted into their 'theme' or 'brand'.
7. You know more women today who'd be described as 'whorish' than you did in 1980.
8. For some odd reason....cherry-flavor vape, has replaced your Pell Mell smokes that you smoked for forty years.
9. From your group of a hundred friends in 1980....none of them had ever been on a cruise. Today, out of your surrounding hundred friends....more than half have been on a cruise. Some even with their first, second and even third wife.
10. Travel by plane was a special thing in 1980, and you wore nice clothing as part of the experience. Today, it's 20-percent chance that women in pajamas will be on the flight. Guys in gym shorts will be on the flight. And women in revealing attire will be among the passengers.
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