Ten Bits of Advice

 1.  If you are unwell, and erratic....seek some help before you come to me, because my advice isn't going to be pleasant to hear.  

2.  By the time you turn fourteen, you should have read 'Animal Farm',  '1984', and 'True Believer'.  

3.  There's certainly and uncertainly in life.....you need to make that scale lean awful hard to the certainly side.

4.  There should always be a plan 'A' and a plan 'B'.  

5.  If you live around or work around people who continually 'burn bridges'.....you might want to part ways with them before things get rough.

6.  If you make decisions based on zero facts and zero data.....you probably ought to marry up with someone who can make up for your weaknesses, or get used to roughing it under some bridge.

7.  Sometimes....a gut-feeling is all you need to base a decision on.

8.  When dealing with stupid people....always give them a fair chance of improving their situation.  If they can't resolve their stupidity, lessen your dependence upon them.  

9.  Generally, if you are trying eat healthy (maybe more vegetables), and you go to add some really fattening 'dip'.....you aren't eating healthy.  

10.  It's possible to be on a first-date with some gal, and have this Trump-moment, where you realize that 'Wendy' is 'unfu**able'....it's best to just pay the bill and exit the restaurant as quickly as possible.  Leave 'Wendy' to some loser to figure out.