Five Questions That Linger In My Mind

 1.  Why aren't storm troopers on Star Wars always men?  You never see women or trans storm troopers.

2.  Every year, I have to go in to a military clinic to get a new yearly prescription deal.  Every single time.....they want to ask me about my 'feelings'....if I'd down-and-out, or hardcore depressed?  Then after that, they want to ask if I smoke.  Is this really necessary?  

3.  Is there any living person who really reads 'Rolling Stone' magazine?

4.  So you know anyone who utters 'dancing with glee'?

5.  If Disney flipped Cinderella into a lesbian, would it bother you if the Prince was really a Princess?