I sat for a while and pondered upon.
I had two answers in mind.
The non-Alabama-farm answer is to LOSE the Elephant as quickly as possible. Leave the gate open....lead the Elephant over to some flea market and just let him wander off.
The Alabama-farm answer is to put up in the front-yard, and charge people $10 to pet 'Marvin' or $20 to ride 'Marvin'. Put some 12-year old kid in charge, and split the 'loot' with the kid.
But the thing is...from a Alabama prospective....there just ain't anyone who'd haul off and give you an Elephant. It's like free cookies or free ice cream, or a free tattoo. Things like this never occur freely.
So my true answer is....this is a bogus question, and remark to the HR lady....what kind of dumbass are you....ain't no free Elephant-giving.
* BBQ... feed the hungry, bring peace on earth.
ReplyDelete* Have it guard the Tesla chargers from feral donkeys.
* Tie some balloons to it.
* Rent it to an adult venue in Tijuana.