Friday, 5 April 2024

Real World

 I gazed at the short story out of NYC, and was left to imagine the moment when the TSA guy hit the 'crown-jewels' of the translady, and how he showed his apology.

He could utter....'sorry, maam'.  He could have offered some ice to resolve the pain.  He could have offered some sympathy.

But it's an interesting scene....security checkpoint and some lady half-bent-over and sobbing and you passing by.....probably thinking the lady's aunt died or her husband left for the FEDEX-delivery-lady.  The reality is....her balls got whacked.

2 comments:

  1. One word -- stephanie mueller, big-city Public Defender Lawyer and transvestite.
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    interviewed while leaving a courtroom, our Mister mueller wore a ridiculous burnt-n-frazzled nylon wig, plus gargantuan bolt-ons.
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    His implants were approximately equal to the mass of his entire torso.
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    A fetching neon-yellow cashmere short-sleeve sweater/jumper, the scoop engineered for a fellow sporting significantly less-impressive wah-zongos.
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    When I grow up, I want to be just like him...

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  2. I saw the Mueller video. Normally, I would never attend county court cases. But if you said Mueller was having a hour-long session, I'd pay $15 to sit in the front row and observe this court case (more as a circus act than anything else).

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