Ten Things I Expect To Occur Over The Next Decade

 1.  At least one state will mandate all state employees to have a sidearm on themselves, as part of their public duty.  Gun safety will be mandated and conducted by the state as part of the agenda. Even the governor will carry a sidearm. 

2.  The LGTBQ will reach a crisis stage where 32 letters are considered the norm....with at least one news agency forcing it's people to go and use all 32 when discussing a news item.

3.  At least 100 regional TV stations will have eliminated either their morning or evening news because so few locals watch it, and advertising refuses to pay a premium rate. 

4.  A new medical disability will be established.....'fragility' will be 'branded' in some way where you can't handle real life situations, and you are allowed to collect disability/social security early on in life.  More than 40,000 Americans will be identified as disabled by 2033.

5.  Sam Bankman-Fried is convicted on minor charges...spends less than 100 days in jail.  Over the next decade, he will recreate and fail two additional crypto-currencies....all having some donation to politicians, and each time being arrested/convicted for a max of 100 days.  

6.  Americans start uttering President's Biden's words 'God save the Queen' in all public appearances, and it becomes such a popular phrase....that at least five bands over the next ten years....will make songs with the phrase.

7.  Some weird cult-like fasting will start to occur where people fast from Saturday evening to Sunday evening, with some scripture read.  Five-percent of Americans will be participating.

8.  Some psychological group will identify over 5,000 movies which can't be viewed by fragile people.  Among the titles: Caddyshack II, Action Jackson, Tropic Thunder, and all of the Indiana Jones movies. 

9.  Twelve-year-old American kids start identifying as neofascists, complete with badges, rank, and symbiology.  Teachers will suggest that it's highly dangerous now in schools....even more dangerous than in the previous generation.  

10.  Bud-Lite will have been renamed/rebranded, and five years into the rebuild.....repeat the trans-mistake, and have to repeat the renaming/rebranding a second time.