Thursday, 20 August 2020

The Super-Secret Trump Destruction Plan For Mail

I'm going to present the super-secret plan in full detail:

1.  All postal boxes will be removed completely.  Then all sorting machines will be disconnected.

2.  Mail will be dumped into canvas bags and delivered to a Utah warehouse, where it'll be bulk-loaded onto cargo planes, to be flown into China.

3.  Once in China, 66k US-hired Chinese will sort the mail manually.  With a 9-week delay built into the system, your ballot will be still in China in February of 2021. 

4.  This is all hush-hush, and only known by President Trump, the Postmaster General, and Trump's barber.

(fake news)

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