Your Odds

So, you do the Alabama odds:

1.  You have better odds of having an accident where you hit some Chinese-tourist at 3 AM in Dothan.

2.  You have better odds of getting attacked by a bear.

3.  You have better odds of getting struck by lightning while painting your barn roof.

4.  You have better odds of Auburn betting Alabama by a score of 70 to 7.

5.  You have better odds of finding a single PhD-educated Republican single gal (age 40) who drinks beer from the bottle, smokes unfiltered cigarettes, and does her own brake-jobs.