The Next Worry

Someone went and did a 'worry-chart' for the new Asian hornets existing in the US.

So, what we want to do is flatten the potential death rate. 

Two choices.....do nothing, or everyone stay home and inside for a minimum of four months.

What?  You've practiced this routine a bit and know the 'drill'?

Here's the best part, the government will eventually get stupid enough....to issue a $1,200 check to each adult, with the check called the Asian hornet stimulus check....signed President Trump himself. 

And the cherry on the cake....some task force is being formed, with opposition from the Democrats.  Daily reports?  Yes.