1. On day one of your arrival....admit your wealth on paper. Once you reach five times that amount (or $5-million)....you get 365 days of additional service, then 'leave'. No arguments....no discussion about fairness.
2. At least 100 days out of each year must be spent in your home-state/district. If you fail that.....you lose voting privilege's for a month.
3. No one can be allowed to pay-off office employees for abuse or sex-stuff.
4. Each January as you arrive....you have to show up in a test-room and take a 5-question 6th-grade math test.....the word type. You have to get four of the five correct. Failure? You lose voting privilege's for two weeks, then another chance for the test. Fail that 2nd one....another two weeks of privileges lost.
5. In a full year (365 days), you can only be beyond the US border for seven days. After the 7th day....you lose voting privileges for a month. Absolutely no travel into a war-zone.
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Five:
To retain my vote privileges, I would go into the studio with a green-screen.
Projected onto the screen behind me would be a generic standard-issue war-zone... smoky pall, broke buildings, torn clothing, all the usual.
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The LM Rule Of Thumb:
* Before the ink dries after bureaucrats scribble their latest 'law', somebody is already figuring a way to ignore it and them.
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