Monday 30 November 2020

What Putin Ought to Do

Just to really screw with the system.....he ought to go and offer up a live CNN interview, and in the middle of it.....admit that the KGB was given orders (by Putin himself) to screw with the American election system.  

Before the CNN journalist even has a chance to ask a question...Putin launches into the details.

In the fall of 2019, he asked the KGB about the best way to really screw up America, and their simple response was....find the right idiot, get him through the primary system, and use corrupt voting systems in various states to sideswipe the voting system....to defeat Trump.

Putin will grin and admit...he thought this was the craziest idea he'd ever heard of.

Then he'll go into the details.

The KGB knew that Joe Biden mental abilities were failing and he was the right person to stick with the primary win.  

The KGB also knew that the most dislikeable person of possibilities for VP under Biden....was Senator Harris.

So that was the system that they crafted this ingenious plan around.

The rest?  Child's work.....as Russian hackers hacked into American hackers, who hacked into Chinese hackers, who were hacking into voting system hackers.  "It was crazy" will be the Putin response here....a dozen-odd hackers building layer after layer of 'hack'.  

He would later tell the KGB chief.....this is crazy, no American is going to believe that Joe Biden got 20-million more votes than Barak Obama.  Furthermore, he'll add, no one will possibly believe from the news media that 160-odd million Americans voted in this election.  No one will believe that 400,000 dead people were put into the ballot system and vote in all fifty states.

The KGB chief?  He absolutely believed that they would all fall into this trap.

Resolving or fixing this?  Putin looks straight into the eyes of the CNN journalist....it'll destroy the whole fabric society....zero trust already with the Obama-FBI and it's fake Russia-Russia-Russia 2016 big-joke.  No American would ever trust in the voting mechanism again....Putin gleefully adds.  

Then Putin will add the final comment.  Punishing me?  You really think that anyone...either President Trump or President Biden will punish me?  That's really the biggest joke of all.  No one will touch Russia.

CNN walks out of the interview in total shock, and they vow not to release the interview.  Four hours later, via Twitter...the interview comes out in two-minute pieces from Russian operatives in the US.  As fast as the Chinese hackers try to take the interview down via Twitter....the Russia operatives put it right back into the system.  

The nation turns and asks the Republicans and Democrats if this is true, and they both kinda grin and suggest that maybe it was the Chinese, or those evil North Koreans at work.

At that point, you eyeball that bottle of 34-year old Scotch you have on the shelf, and pour yourself six shots of it.  As epic as the three episodes of Matrix was....this is ten times that epic, and twisting your brain in four separate directions.

Even if none of this was true....Putin's fu*king with your head and suggesting this....has blown the whole thing into a bigger mess.  

Just something to think about, and keep you up to 1 AM.....thinking and pondering.