Friday 14 April 2023

Ten Things I Tend To Believe Now

 1.  Probably 3-percent of Americans because of drug, alcohol or mental issues.....should not be allowed onto passenger planes, period.  

2.  Based on the way that Stormy Daniels said it....she's probably had at least one-hundred Hollywood or professional sports guys in her history.  It's best not to ask who.

3.  I think we are just months away from having 500 Americans walking around and trying to identify as 'Jesus'.  If you thought things were chaotic now....just wait.

4.  I expect by 2025, some national agenda to forbid erasers on pencils because of the danger that kids/adults might chew on the eraser.

5.  I think we are going to normalize mental illness (the really bad stuff) as just plain regular lifestyles....to be handled via prescription pills, and wake up in five years to admit that was the worst possible thing to do.

6.  People will start to admit that 'fake news' is really just a narrative situation....where the top 300 news sites in America....neatly fit into this description.

7.  Someone will eventually come to a point of making the case that women don't need special rights because of the trans-movement taking the lead in rights.

8.  Bud Light will go away, probably by the end of 2023.  A new beer will appear in the spring of 2024....oddly tasting the same as old Bud Light.  The VP of advertising who triggered the 'problem' will be promoted.  

9.  Male lingerie outfits will start by marketed by the end of 2023.

10.  A drug will be developed and marketed.....to just plain make you into a dumbass.  You will pay $35 a week to some dealer....who will slip four pills in a envelop....which lowers your IQ by one-third.