Monday 17 July 2023

Four Things I Tend To Believe

 1.  I think someone could squat in the White House and crap on the floor, with the Secret Service admitting they can't connect to anyone, and folks would just accept that it's a 'Scooby-Doo-mystery'.  

2.  I think there's well over 1,000 fragile Americans who'd get all hyped-up if they had to watch the 'Green Acres' TV show, so you'd have to advise trigger-warnings prior to the start of each episode.

3.  The NBA is talking about a 4-point 'line'.  Actually, I was thinking of having six spots on the floor where a successful shot would be 7-points.  Then we could have some of those 230 to 210 point games (for the winner).

4.  It's painfully obvious that 'Bidenomics' was invented in a DC bar, by four drunk economic's professors, and the fifth person (non-drinker, the driver) was a White House aide who wrote down the whole formula to later explain to Joe.   

Seven Humble Thoughts

 1.   I don't think this writer-actor strike will end any time 'soon' (meaning....we will get to the traditional 'new' TV season, and nothing new).  Both the writers and actors will be shocked over the delay tactics.

I also think we will get a dose of TV shows from the 1960s/1970s/1980s from ABC, CBS and NBC.  

2.  Roger Stone (buddy of Donald Trump) has now said that Michelle Obama will be the 'big' candidate for President in 2024.  Honesty, it wouldn't shock me.

3.  I have an opinion about hefty and extremely overweight people flying in planes.  If you can't step into a plane toilet and do your 'business'.....you probably probably shouldn't fly.  

4.  This past week, I was in a shopping district and noticed some guy in a t-shirt, with two watches on his arm.  For some reason, this has been on my mind a good bit.  Can't imagine why you'd have two watches being necessary.

5.  For this first Republican debate being planned (the one that Trump won't attend)....it's now plainly obvious that Pence doesn't have the numbers to attend.  In fact, it may just be DeSantis and Vivek.

6.  There is a report that says fingerprints were found on the White House cocaine baggy.  

7. Since 2000 (23 years), there's only about 10 TV shows that I consider of quality: Lost, Breaking Bad/Saul, The Office, The Wire, Battlestar Galactica, Southpark, Game of Thorns, Barry, Squid Game, Boardwalk.