1. The last Canadian thing I bought?
Some Canadian-produced maple syrup in 2017. It was overly expensive, and I still have the bottle on the shelf (half-full)....used for only special waffles.
2. Three movies I can watch over and over?
Along Came Jones, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World, and North By Northwest.
3. The amount of patience I have to sit in a Baptist church sermon?
About eight minutes worth,
4. My trust in watching/believing Fox News?
Over a one-hour period....I probably will hit mute at least five times (minimum of two minutes at a whack).
5. Times in 2024 that I drunk a Coke-Cola?
Three. Back in 1979.....it would have been in the 400-range.
6. My immediate reaction when some political figure turns on a fake southern accent?
I mute the rest of their talk, and generally distrust the person on a permanent basis.
7. If I were in charge of day-light savings-time?
I'd end it. If you have some hankering to keep it....add it to LGTBQ-DLS and let people know that you not only need special pronoun 'help'....but time 'help' as well.
8. Minutes of Alex Jones prior to 2020 yearly?
Maybe 60 total, per year. In the past month....maybe 100 minutes per week.
9. Number of episodes of SWAT I've watched since 2017 (8 seasons)?
One. Also the number for Baywatch.
10. My interest in watching NFL games?
Zero....it's been that way since 2012.
11. My philosophy over UFOs with flashing lights?
No stupid alien would add disco-lights to his craft.....just more things to break. So it's a fake UFO.