Tuesday 23 June 2020

Resolving the Rhode Island Problem

In the last couple of days, folks have come to realize some slavery connection with 'Rhode' and there's talk of a necessity of changing the state name.

I felt it my duty to offer some advice here.  So my ten suggestions:

1.  Gotham (yeah like in Batman).  Has a noble thing to it.

2.  East California.

3.  East Germany (since it doesn't exist anymore, you don't need to ask permission).

4.  Ding-Dong (just has a good ring to it).

5.  Hogwarts (like in Harry Potter).

6.  Troy (like in the classics).

7.  Liberty.

8.  New Trump.

9.  New Delaware (you have to ask permission though).

10.  Damnation.

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