1. Announce he's doing the Caitlyn Jenner-Trans-Operation.
2 Announce that for the past four years, he's been under the influence of hallucinatory drugs prescribed by a fake doctor in Delaware, and he's fairly shocked to learn he's President of the United States.
3. Announce that he's also discovered he has artistic talents like Hunter, painting a good bit, and ready to sell each of his one-hundred paintings.
4. Announce that he's going to fire Doctor Fauci.....next year.
5. Announce he's going to bring Donald Trump onto the White House team to be a personal adviser to Biden himself.
6. Announce he's bringing in an elephant as his 'new' pet for the White House.
7. Announce that he's bringing in a Haitian Lwa (Haitian witch doctor female) to cast away evil spirits left in the White House by demon Trump. She will be permanently staying in the residence because of the heavy demon spell left on the facility.
8. Announce that he's been having a secret affair for 30 years with some 1980s TV show gal, although admitting that all they do is sip coffee and sniff each others hair.
9. Announce that he's not woke enough. So he's bringing in a team of woke enthusiasts to the White House, to make himself super-woke.
10. Announce that he's too super-woke, and looking for a safe space....yet continue to serve as President.
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