I grew up in the 1960s, and you had basically four rules for bathroom use:
1. Don't waste toilet paper.
2. Aim and flush.
3. Try not to notice anyone in the bathroom.
4. Wash your hands (hopefully with soap) before you leave.
This new era? Well....it's complicated. If you see anyone.....just try not to identify them or figure who/what they are.
Course, then there's that comment 'protect them from harm', and I'm kinda wondering what kind of harm you can find in a bathroom....other than a snake or rat. Just to suggest that.....give me some worry.
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As always, a good solid instructional punch in the face can deter most perverts.
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For other perverts, they might require a good solid instructional punch in the throat, a good solid instructional punch or kick in the solar plexus, simultaneous with a good solid instructional kick in the groin (irregardless of gender).
This combination closes the airway, initiates a seizure in the diaphragm, and induces hypovolemic shock...
... and these instructions tend to distract them from additional pervertness.
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The second set of instructions can be fatal, so I expect a lot of folks might be hesitant to employ the full jobber.
Don't be.
Your nation depends on you!
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