1. I'd change the name to Bud-Max...adding 12 calories, and some mystery element called 'number-7'.
2. I'd try to get the US Marines signed up to proclaim it the US Marines-preferred-beer.
3. I'd offer a $10 discount coupon for steaks, if you buy a case of Bud.
4. Arrange for some unfortunate accident at the top ten beer brewery operations in a 30-day period....leaving people with only Bud-Light.
5. Arrange for Santa Claus to go public and declare Bud as his preferred beer....mostly because he's overweight and needs to select fewer calorie situations.
6. Develop a character called 'Bud Marvin Light' who was secretly developing the beer back in the 1970s, and sold his recipe to the brew guys for $66.
7. Have a guy who wakes up from a coma to realize how Bud Light got tangled up in this mess.
8. Develop an alien-UFO commercial where they accidentally crash into a Bud truck in Arizona and get a taste for the beer.
9. Have a VP Harris-character-look-alike, who drinks a Bud beer and suddenly makes perfect sense in her use of commentary.
10. Have a Chinese undercover agent in the Bud brewery commercial....who gets the secret....brings Bud to the masses in China, and suddenly everyone is pro-Bud there.
2 comments:
No one would believe #9.
I wonder... I wonder if the legitimization of marijuana substances is diverting customers.
Instead of "Let's get buzzed on Bud", customers are switching to "Let's get buzzed on bud but not Bud".
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Number Nine:
That brand is down the tubes.
Shee-oot, babies in utero are convinced she is in the dictionary under 'bimbo'.
A double-entry -- harris is also under 'diversity hire'.
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