Saturday 17 February 2024

My Theory On Alien Extended Visitations

 I have probably five or six theories over the whole alien/UFO/UAP business, but I have sat and pondered a good bit on the visits, and why they continue.

Imagine that you are fairly advanced....maybe 1,000 to 10,000 years ahead of Earth.  You arrive on a ship with sixty alien associates, and the primary 'drive' for your civilization for the past 5,000 years....has been the art of studying things.  

So you arrive and on day one....find a spark plug.  It fascinates you and the folks onboard the ship.

You hand the spark plug to Gal-7 and Merv-4....PhD type aliens, and they spend over ten days analyzing the plug....how it was made....the materials used, and then write up a 40-page summary of the plug analyzed.

Another crew....Erg-4, Erg-3 and Yorg-1 go and find a box of pop-tarts.  They spend 12 days analyzing the box and contents.  They will eventually, after a week...come to a conclusion....yeah, it's junk food.  Then they write up a 25-page summary of the pop-tarts.

You see, the aliens are fixated on surveying things....taking them apart, and reverse-engineering them.  To be honest, they probably only intended to stay a week or two....but these crazy humans have made so many weird things....that they can't seem to find a way to exit Earth.

There's probably one whole team just for USB cables and trying to identify all of  the various types and purposes.  There's probably a team going over Alexa, and wondering how it works.  There's probably even a team trying to gather up 1,800 different fishing lures, and wrote a 1,500 page summary over the various types.

Yeah, they are simply consumed with passion....to study and define things.  Some of these folks will never leave Earth....because there's just too much to study.

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