1. You have better odds of having an accident where you hit some Chinese-tourist at 3 AM in Dothan.
2. You have better odds of getting attacked by a bear.
3. You have better odds of getting struck by lightning while painting your barn roof.
4. You have better odds of Auburn betting Alabama by a score of 70 to 7.
5. You have better odds of finding a single PhD-educated Republican single gal (age 40) who drinks beer from the bottle, smokes unfiltered cigarettes, and does her own brake-jobs.
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