Sunday 28 November 2021

Omikron?

 When I heard this new Covid name....Omikron....my mind asked questions:

1.  It sounds like some bad-guy alien that Captain Marvel or Ironman would go and fight.

2.  It sounds like a disco in Amsterdam with Russian hookers.

3.  It sounds like one of the Transformer guys.

4.  It sounds like a SF deli sandwich, with lots of goat cheese. 

5.  It sounds like some forbidden Soviet secret test site out of the 1950s.

6.  It sounds like a South Korean zombie series.

7.  It sounds like a failed Chrysler 1970s model.

8.  It sounds like a WWE professional wrestler with LED lights made into his shorts.

9.  It sounds like some planet that Captain Kirk and Scotty visited, where Kirk messed around with the Omi-women, and Scotty messed with the Kron-women.  Neither ever discussed that trip ever again.

10. It sounds like a budget beer that you'd pick up at the liquor shop....with some Amazon-like Norwegian gal on the label, and it's 16-percent alcohol.  

2 comments:

Bigus Macus said...

These are Great, thanks

LargeMarge said...

A deli sandwich with LED lights in its pants... a 'frisco treat!'.