I paused yesterday....reading over a comment by former Rep. Matt Gaetz. I originally felt it was a April-fool's story....but came to realize....it was till 31 March....so it's not a 'joke'.
So what he said: “I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication".
Yeah....alien-human sex scene.
Alien....being male or female? Never laid out.
Volunteers from the human side? Maybe they told Private Jones (Army guy) that he/she was alien-like. Maybe they didn't mention the alien situation.
Maybe halfway into a liaison.....Private Jones realizes it's a combo situation....the alien is both male and female.
Maybe as Private Jones entered the room....he reassessed the situation...realizing the alien-gal was 9-ft tall, and maybe he was the wrong volunteer.
Maybe the alien-gal was Klingon-warrior-like, and a beasty-type gal.....way too much for mortal men.
After an hour of fantasy-thinking....the reality of this....it's way too much for Private Jones, and I just hope he got a medal for his act, and a week off following the experience to recover.
BS? Well....I'm from Bama, and there's probably 300 guys from around the state have alien-sex stories that they tell...of which are totally bogus. It comes from drinking too much and watching Star Trek late at night.
