This week, President Trump came out in the Alabama GOP Senate race and endorsed 'Tubby' instead of Sessions. Some folks think it's a big deal....some folks think less so. If Tubby wins this run-off? I would speculate that somewhere along June/July....we will learn of Tubby's sins (compliments of Senator Jones and his staff). This is my list of the possible sins:
1. Tubby had a illegal Mexican liaison/paramour back in 1988 for four weeks.
2. Tubby hung out in college with two British gay guys....never aware that they were British or gay.
3. Tubby will be accused of plastic surgery being done, on five different occasions (one of which was to lessen butt-fat).
4. Tubby's third-cousin (on his dad's side) got drunk in New Orleans and married a distant cousin back in the 1980s. Tubby was the best man, but doesn't remember much of anything other than he missing his socks the next day and had gotten a University of Alabama elephant mascot tattoo on his back while in this drunken stage.
5. Tubby has a secret passion for Salsa music and dancing.
6. Tubby got cut-up in a knife fight in Memphis back in 1993, arguing over Alabama-Auburn games with a black dude named Corvis. They later became best friends, and attended rattlesnake church meetings over at Sand Mountain, Alabama.
7. Tubby smuggled French perfume into the US in the 1990s that was untaxed.
8. Tubby has admitted behind closed doors that he's an idiot on college football, and he's been faking his abilities for over thirty years. He admits along the way that he knows more about Briggs and Stratton lawn mower engines....than football.
9. Tubby's dating history includes some Florida woman who was 16 years older than him, and a nutty Okoloana, Mississippi gal who felt she was half-demon, half-Indian warrior princess and half-Dolly Parton.
10. Finally, Tubby will be revealed as a warlock-demon-unnatural guy.
In the midst of all these accusations....some Alabama folks will turn to Jones and ask if he has ever done anything exciting like Tubby, and he'll admit 'no'. That will be the point where most folks turn to vote for Tubby.
Wednesday, 11 March 2020
Joe and the Wins
Looking at yesterday's primaries.....with Joe Biden having won four of them (for sure) and there's a possibility that a fifth will be called for Joe.....I think the primary season has basically ended. You may still have over twenty states yet to go, but it may not matter.
Some folks will stand there and suggest this is why all fifty primaries should be held in the same ten-day period.
The discussion for this last debate between Bernie and Joe? Well....the rumor is that Joe wants it to be a sitting debate, with no audience there. There's talk that it might only be sixty minutes long. Some suggest that it should not be held at all.
How this is lining up?
I would suggest that Bernie will be financially finished in the next ten days. Joe should have more than enough votes to win on the first ballot of the convention.
As for Joe's mental condition? It's more than obvious that he can't assume the Presidency, and if things go forward.....the House will step in on the first day there, and start a hearing to remove him. So the VP is the big deal, and will likely be the President if Joe were elected.
So you have to ask yourself.....if you were a Democrat....would be you be crazy enough or determined enough.....to vote for Joe, knowing he won't really be the President in the end? This question would both the vast majority of Democrats.
Can Joe even sustain his campaign for the final 100 days before early November? They'd have to hand him a script and literally beg him to only read off the script. Personally, I'd have doubts that he'd appear more than five times a week during the campaign final run.
The real question here goes to the DNC.....they had to grasp back in the summer of 2019 that he was losing his edge, why didn't they come and say something to the guy? At this point, even the fake Mexican-Beto would be a better choice than Joe.
Some folks will stand there and suggest this is why all fifty primaries should be held in the same ten-day period.
The discussion for this last debate between Bernie and Joe? Well....the rumor is that Joe wants it to be a sitting debate, with no audience there. There's talk that it might only be sixty minutes long. Some suggest that it should not be held at all.
How this is lining up?
I would suggest that Bernie will be financially finished in the next ten days. Joe should have more than enough votes to win on the first ballot of the convention.
As for Joe's mental condition? It's more than obvious that he can't assume the Presidency, and if things go forward.....the House will step in on the first day there, and start a hearing to remove him. So the VP is the big deal, and will likely be the President if Joe were elected.
So you have to ask yourself.....if you were a Democrat....would be you be crazy enough or determined enough.....to vote for Joe, knowing he won't really be the President in the end? This question would both the vast majority of Democrats.
Can Joe even sustain his campaign for the final 100 days before early November? They'd have to hand him a script and literally beg him to only read off the script. Personally, I'd have doubts that he'd appear more than five times a week during the campaign final run.
The real question here goes to the DNC.....they had to grasp back in the summer of 2019 that he was losing his edge, why didn't they come and say something to the guy? At this point, even the fake Mexican-Beto would be a better choice than Joe.
The Toilet Paper Shortage
With this Coronavirus crisis business, and the national shortage of toilet paper....I'm going to suggest two ideas:
1. No-crap Wednesdays. You avoid coffee and eat as little as possible....to sustain yourself throughout the day, and avoid a 'number two' situation until Thursday morning....thus saving on toilet paper.
2. Two-sheet Saturdays. Try to limit your normal 20 sheet usage on Saturdays to just two sheets. Double-fold if necessary.
1. No-crap Wednesdays. You avoid coffee and eat as little as possible....to sustain yourself throughout the day, and avoid a 'number two' situation until Thursday morning....thus saving on toilet paper.
2. Two-sheet Saturdays. Try to limit your normal 20 sheet usage on Saturdays to just two sheets. Double-fold if necessary.
Monday, 9 March 2020
What Could Happen
Lets say we arrive at 6 June 2020....the last primary of the season...with five weeks to go to the convention (13 July), and it's now become obvious that Joe Biden has a minimum of 2000 delegates, which logically would crown him as the primary candidate for the party. But let's add this scenario....that Joe is mentally not alert enough for the job.
Could the party enact some exception and void the first round? In theory, they could make up such a rule....if this was the business of day one of the convention. So this would open up the entire convention to a new candidate out of thin air? Yes.
I'll admit.....it would be a crazy idea, and would require a majority of the delegates to pass such a 'deal'.
Destruction of the whole process for 2024? That's really the hurtful part of this idea, why bother running if such a rule could be invented out of thin air.
So this is where someone like Bloomberg or Hillary Clinton would appear? In theory, yes.
The problem here is that appearance that Joe Biden makes.....is a fifty-fifty shot at no dementia issues. I would make a humble guess that one-third of Democratic voters are dismayed by the Biden-problems and can't really form anything positive about the election.
Could the party enact some exception and void the first round? In theory, they could make up such a rule....if this was the business of day one of the convention. So this would open up the entire convention to a new candidate out of thin air? Yes.
I'll admit.....it would be a crazy idea, and would require a majority of the delegates to pass such a 'deal'.
Destruction of the whole process for 2024? That's really the hurtful part of this idea, why bother running if such a rule could be invented out of thin air.
So this is where someone like Bloomberg or Hillary Clinton would appear? In theory, yes.
The problem here is that appearance that Joe Biden makes.....is a fifty-fifty shot at no dementia issues. I would make a humble guess that one-third of Democratic voters are dismayed by the Biden-problems and can't really form anything positive about the election.
Sunday, 8 March 2020
Final Words On Warren's Campaign
I've waited a few days to comment on the exit of Senator Warren on the presidential campaign. So my five observations:
1. Maybe talented at debates....her campaign never caught on 'fire', and it limped along for the most part from spring of 2019 to this past week.
2. Once you went and looked at the Indian heritage chatter...that basically went on for three decades, you come to realize that she used to gimmick to get a 'step-up' at every stage. You could call it a fraud or just useful fake, but it worked for the most part.
3. Her hope of convincing not only Democrats of her ability, but independents? It never connected to the common guy/gal....the working-class person. Among blacks or Latinos? It was almost a zero.
4. As much as I hate to use the term.....the candidate often appeared like some college professor.
5. As each week went by in 2019....it seemed like Warren was the ideas-person, and you got a new idea each week. Maybe by design, or by personality....it doesn't matter because you eventually questioned each idea over cost or anticipated gain. That made her campaign drift around without any clear direction.
Running again in 2024? I kinda doubt it.
1. Maybe talented at debates....her campaign never caught on 'fire', and it limped along for the most part from spring of 2019 to this past week.
2. Once you went and looked at the Indian heritage chatter...that basically went on for three decades, you come to realize that she used to gimmick to get a 'step-up' at every stage. You could call it a fraud or just useful fake, but it worked for the most part.
3. Her hope of convincing not only Democrats of her ability, but independents? It never connected to the common guy/gal....the working-class person. Among blacks or Latinos? It was almost a zero.
4. As much as I hate to use the term.....the candidate often appeared like some college professor.
5. As each week went by in 2019....it seemed like Warren was the ideas-person, and you got a new idea each week. Maybe by design, or by personality....it doesn't matter because you eventually questioned each idea over cost or anticipated gain. That made her campaign drift around without any clear direction.
Running again in 2024? I kinda doubt it.
Saturday, 7 March 2020
Could Have Been a Slut
It came out this week that Bill Clinton chatted over his womanizing to some degree and admitted that he needed 'lusty' women around to help his anxiety problems.
I surveyed the discussion, and came to this humble thought.....what if Bill had been smart in 1974, and met up with a lusty trampy Little Rock gal, who was a absolute nutcase on bedroom affairs, and had married her rather than Hillary.
Bill would have gone onto the Little Rock political career, and probably even to the White House, with this trampy gal as the President's wife. She would have dressed in scandalous attire, talked trashy in public, uttered harlot thoughts, and oozed lust on a hour-by-hour basis. Bill could have sent her to Senator meetings and with low-cut blouses....she would have entertained those old Senators in various ways.
Putin would have admired her from afar.
The slut would have been on the covers of Playboy, Newsweek, and Readers Digest. Christian ministers would have talked over her convictions. Women across the nation would have bought tantalizing outfits to look like the 'First Lady'.
Instead? We are stuck with Bill in this dismal relationship with Hillary, and a long history of political intrigue with no real outcome.
I surveyed the discussion, and came to this humble thought.....what if Bill had been smart in 1974, and met up with a lusty trampy Little Rock gal, who was a absolute nutcase on bedroom affairs, and had married her rather than Hillary.
Bill would have gone onto the Little Rock political career, and probably even to the White House, with this trampy gal as the President's wife. She would have dressed in scandalous attire, talked trashy in public, uttered harlot thoughts, and oozed lust on a hour-by-hour basis. Bill could have sent her to Senator meetings and with low-cut blouses....she would have entertained those old Senators in various ways.
Putin would have admired her from afar.
The slut would have been on the covers of Playboy, Newsweek, and Readers Digest. Christian ministers would have talked over her convictions. Women across the nation would have bought tantalizing outfits to look like the 'First Lady'.
Instead? We are stuck with Bill in this dismal relationship with Hillary, and a long history of political intrigue with no real outcome.
Friday, 6 March 2020
If Hillary Was the Biden VP Choice
This is one of those scenarios which would typically require half-a-bottle of gin, or a complete bottle of cheap Italian wine.
I don't give it much of a chance. There are a minimum of fifteen individuals which I'd rate higher (Warren isn't even on that list of mine).
However, if you go with the scenario that Joe Biden is in a light dementia stage.....knows it, and is just on this run to win, and hand it to Hillary, then it might make marginal sense. Adding to this, by October, I expect the Ukraine to be asking for sworn statements by Joe Biden and Hunter (his son).
The three issues with Hillary in 2020 as the VP?
1. Her cough has never gone away. She can't go more than 15 minutes of talking, without sipping something.
2. The email server business has never gone away. Yep, four years now....and it's still there as a problem.
3. She doesn't thrill that many Democrats. Ask a Bernie supporter, and they mostly just laugh.
Here's the thing though....it would be Joe Biden doing the massive amount of public appearances after the convention. Joe is in great physical condition (if not mentally). Joe could carry the campaign to November easily.
Joe's comments hurting? Well....he's ten times worse at screw-ups as Hillary, and that's a major problem.
If Hillary lost this election as well? I think she might finally go into full retirement and settle down in the Ozarks....visiting the casino on Friday evenings, and sipping premium coffee.
I don't give it much of a chance. There are a minimum of fifteen individuals which I'd rate higher (Warren isn't even on that list of mine).
However, if you go with the scenario that Joe Biden is in a light dementia stage.....knows it, and is just on this run to win, and hand it to Hillary, then it might make marginal sense. Adding to this, by October, I expect the Ukraine to be asking for sworn statements by Joe Biden and Hunter (his son).
The three issues with Hillary in 2020 as the VP?
1. Her cough has never gone away. She can't go more than 15 minutes of talking, without sipping something.
2. The email server business has never gone away. Yep, four years now....and it's still there as a problem.
3. She doesn't thrill that many Democrats. Ask a Bernie supporter, and they mostly just laugh.
Here's the thing though....it would be Joe Biden doing the massive amount of public appearances after the convention. Joe is in great physical condition (if not mentally). Joe could carry the campaign to November easily.
Joe's comments hurting? Well....he's ten times worse at screw-ups as Hillary, and that's a major problem.
If Hillary lost this election as well? I think she might finally go into full retirement and settle down in the Ozarks....visiting the casino on Friday evenings, and sipping premium coffee.
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