FEMA, Aliens, Teleportation, and the Waffle House

 Gregg Phillip....FEMA official (up in the chain) gave a interview...he was on some phone, and BAM....he was picked-up...teleported over to some Waffle House forty miles away.

I watched the interview five or six times.

If you asked me to grade it on 'truth' (1-to-10).....I'd rank it a '3'...mostly because he can't substantiate any of it.

So I went to the destination topic.  If I were dealing with aliens, and they were teleportation-crazy....then yeah, I'd be thrilled to end up at a Waffle House, and probably have the All-Star-Special ($14.99).

But the reality of this....sitting there at the Waffle House....I'd have to call the wife afterwards and ask her to come to pick me up.  She'd have questions....mostly over my drinking or what buddy dropped me off there. The alien-teleportation story wouldn't work.

As you dig into the story....the FEMA guy was sitting in his car....when the teleportation took place (his story).  So you'd  wonder....why didn't the car teleport?

The problem in this story....if you were in Alabama....folks would ask fifty additional questions:

1 Were you traveling on highway 99, between Cider-Town and Harper-Town?

2.  What kind of attire were you wearing....Sunday clothing, or your Braves T-short with shorts?

3.  Did this occur after dark?

4.  After you got there in one-piece....did you praise Jesus?

5.  Did you and the aliens discuss this destination before it took place, or was this just a goofy 'prank' by the aliens?

6.   Was the Waffle House next to a strip-club?

7.  Aren't you fearful that they might teleport you to California (hell-hole of the Earth)?

8.  Did all your 'pieces' arrive with your at the Waffle House?

9.  Were you on some drugs when this took place?

10.  Did you talk to the aliens about teleporting you back home after the breakfast?

Yeah, the story sounds like something you'd make up.

Alien Sex Stories

I paused yesterday....reading over a comment by former Rep. Matt Gaetz.  I originally felt it was a April-fool's story....but came to realize....it was till 31 March....so it's not a 'joke'.

So what he said: “I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication".

Yeah....alien-human sex scene.

Alien....being male or female?  Never laid out.  

Volunteers from the human side?  Maybe they told Private Jones (Army guy) that he/she was alien-like.  Maybe they didn't mention the alien situation.

Maybe halfway into a liaison.....Private Jones realizes it's a combo situation....the alien is both male and female.

Maybe as Private Jones entered the room....he reassessed the situation...realizing the alien-gal was 9-ft tall, and maybe he was the wrong volunteer.

Maybe the alien-gal was Klingon-warrior-like, and a beasty-type gal.....way too much for mortal men.

After an hour of fantasy-thinking....the reality of this....it's way too much for Private Jones, and I just hope he got a medal for his act, and a week off following the experience to recover. 

BS?  Well....I'm from Bama,  and there's probably 300 guys from around the state have alien-sex stories that they tell...of which are totally bogus. It comes from drinking too much and watching Star Trek late at night.

Five Humble Thoughts

 1.  Bob Lazar, the Area-51/UFO 'talker'.....I've reached the point where I think he's not bogus....most all of what  he says....is probably true.

His IQ? I would assess to 120-to-125.

His most interesting 'talk'....well, he gets into how he was hired (that guy met a unfortunate 'end'.

2. Just about every German has this mental image of 'clan-warfare'....where non-Germans fight other non-Germans.

3.  It's just odd....so many white fragile folks....who have an anxiety problem....if they walk into a store, and it's 100-percent whites in the store already. 

4.  I've come to a point where I equate TPUSA.....as a carnival side show.

5.  There ought to be one single federal budget, and if you fail by 1 October to approve it (Congressional vote)....then everyone's pay (House and Senate, their staff)...ought to stop completely.  

My Thoughts On This NO-KINGs BS

 I watched the German news last night.....they wanted me to know about the great success with the hate-Trump/NO-KINGs stuff.

The problem in telling this story?  Well....as you look at DC and its staging....I do agree that around 20,000 folks appeared there.

In Alabama?  State sources mostly argue....a couple of groups appeared....maybe forty to eighty in each group. State-wide?  They might have had 800-to-1,000.

For most states....they were like Alabama.

I noted that one guy mingled with the DC group....at the conclusion...his group met up with the bus, and some guy came to collect signs.  Then he paid them....appeared in that case....for four to five hours....they got around $600 each.  They got on the bus and rode home.

Odd factor?  Well.....images from DC and other locations....NO blacks....just mostly white retirees...in their 60s/70s.  That was also seen in the German video...although their 'talker'  didn't really notice that.

I'll say this....if I were retired and you came to offer me a 18-hour bus/demonstrate deal....free breakfast ($20) at a Waffle House, $600 cash, and free supper ($20)...yeah, I'd hold a sign.   But the max I'd ride is 6 hours (say 400 miles max). I'd also have to be assured of toilets, and no rain.  

The attempt by the German news to say this was a big-deal?   Well....NO.  Just saying its a big deal....I'm not that stupid to believe that BS.

As for Trump flipping this around as a clown-show?  Yeah, he has pretty much done that.  

Yeah, it's all a comedy show at this point.  Maybe on the next Saturday deal....guys could mingle in with NO-QUEENs signs.  

Seven Things Likely To Unfold By The End Of 2026

1.   Iran will collapse....with Trump declaring victory.  Within six months of this event....the US does a drawdown of troops in NATO.

2.  Oil will drop to around $60/barrel. 

3.  Interest rates will be cut 3 times.

4.  As late-night comedy shows dissolve away....no one seems to really miss them. 

5.  With the exception of the west coast....unemployment will drop below 4%.

6.  Republicans will win mid terms.  Figure a shift of 30 Democratic seats....flipped, and at least three Senate seats.

7.   At least ten small airports are ordered shutdown by President Trump...over the TSA crisis (still unresolved).  Oddly, all ten are in Democratic districts.

Hugging Story

I wrote this originally in 2018...about eight years ago.

My brother and I got into a discussion over a marginally serious event in the Alabama home-town....over excessive hugging, which got the local non-Alabamian doctor arrested on charges.  

The gals being hugged....felt it was overly dramatic and maybe borderline 'wrong'.  The country prosecutor apparently accepted their version and so....some version of a court case will open up over lusty hugging versus general hugging. 

Generally, I would take the position that the less hugging you do....the better off you are, but some folks think that a hug-a-day is Ok.....unless you grab ahold of someone in some inappropriate way.  In Alabama, we don't really have regulations  over hands in the middle of a hug. 

But my brother keyed into the topic that we'd be better off if the local channel (WHNT) ought to have a Doctor Phil type program that takes on Alabama topics.

I paused over this.  The problem is that most Alabama folks have a variety of problems that might shock folks nationally, and the Alabama Doctor Phil might be pretty weird.

For example....we have a lot of veterinarians in Alabama, and they've all got four-star stories over critters, fallen mules, killer-cows, and hunting dogs.  They'd take up a number of these local Dr Phil shows.

Then we have fallen Baptist ministers....who huffed on some magic 'smoke' and did some indecent acts with the Wurlitzer organ lady at the church.  Or they went to some conference in Tampa and got caught with a guy in ladies clothing.  Or they fell into some demon spell and hooked up with a Beverly Hills ventriloquist lady who does a sermon-episode with puppets. 

We also have NCAA obsessive folks who spend near $6,000 a year on personal attendance at various games (sometimes as far away as Texas), and chat only on NCAA football. 

We also have former female high school associates that suddenly show up twenty-five years after graduation and want to let you know that they've been obsessed with you ever since the senior year, and they are finally free of that idiot husband that they dumped.  You kinda stand there and admit after three minutes....you don't remember them or their name.  They'd like to talk to Dr Phil about this problem now.

We also have those folks who've gotten into some obsession about Mennonites, often dressing up to look like them, and using Mennonite-language accents.....while driving modern cars and violating the general standards of the group.  In simple terms, they just want to look fake-Mennonite.  They could probably go to the WHNT Dr Phil and talk about their problem.

There's also those folks who woke up one morning after being a Democrat for thirty years of their life and suddenly jabber away that they feel 'changed'.....like they could possibly vote for Trump.  They've talked this over with neighbors who think they've suffered a stroke or had some emotional breakdown. 

Finally, you've got those Alabama folks who approach age fifty-five and start talking about this wild idea of moving to Alaska or Idaho.  You, as a concerned relative or neighbor, want to get them some special help, and maybe this Alabama-style Dr Phil could get them back into the right state of mind. 

Yeah, we probably need such a Dr Phil. 

The Sage Guy

Generations ago, when Greeks held 90-percent of the wisdom on the face of the Earth (so they'd often brag)....you had these guys walking around who were Sage thinkers.  They were different from philosophers. 

Plato tried to explain the difference the two guys (sagists and philosophers).  The sage people had what the philosophers were already seeking.....but then he kinda left this on the table.....never explaining what exactly the sage folks had in the first place.

In simple terms....sage folks weren't that interested or thrilled with knowledge, facts, or wisdom.  In some ways, they figured that this kinda cluttered up the details part of a mess. 

Plato went on to write up a piece on sages.....saying in Theaetetus, that sage folks were 'righteous, holy and wise'.  The suggestion was....they were set to make good and sensible decisions.  You were supposed to listen to them. 

In this time period (going back 2,000 years) sages were typically the folks that you turned to in the village or city....to describe a serious problem going on, and then generally ask for advice.  It really didn't mean that they were book-smart, successful businessmen, clever at math or science, or extremely moralistic.  It's just that they could look at a problem.....ask a few questions, and then offer a middle-of-the road opinion about how to proceed. 

Yes, they were a bit stoic in nature, susceptible to intense reasoning 'pains', and prone to offer up a blunt opinion about folks with the problems. 

If you stand view things in modern society, we have an awful lot of fake sages.  They'd like for you to believe their wit, and problem-solving abilities.  Pretenders at all of the general sage abilities?  Probably so, and they don't mind a bit of gossip about themselves, or their future.

Virtually every single night on some network, some sage guy is appearing and offering up his advice on such-and-such problem. 

Your problem?  In all of Greece, a thousand years ago....there might have been forty-odd sage guys.  Today, just in the US?  There might be 40,000 sage guys, and 99-percent of them are fakers. 

So beware.