Wednesday, 28 January 2026

Whats The Best Way To Run A Profitable Fake Wine Operation?

 First, you find some marginal wine producer, who makes 2-star wine (the $7 a bottle stuff).

You contract with  the guy....to deliver 100,000 bottles with no label.

Second,  you buddy-up with a politician who needs cash flow. 

Third, you get a fake-but-nice label situation....with a nifty wine 'brand-name'  (like the phrase Hocus-Pocus, Elixir of Demons, or Booby-Lady).  

Four, you let  supporters know the wine is connected to the politician.

Five, you sell the wine for $40 a bottle....taking a $13 cut yourself....giving the politician $20.

You settle with the IRS folks, and  simply keep quiet.

1 comment:

LargeMarge said...

A variation is re-packaging cake mix as an essential supplement for aspiring body-builders.
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In California, Sacramento body-builder Bobby Holmes sold 'protein powder' that was just cake batter.
Apparently, profits were astronomical.
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The procedure:
Transfer the contents of generic $2 cake mix into a fancy container, slap a fancy label on it, market it as the next best to the chronically-undernourished.
Sell it for $70.
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Apparently, Mister Holmes is a brown.
His website condemns the entirely undeserved criticism as RACIALIST.