Monday, 4 December 2023

Job Question and Answer

 I saw this today off Twitter/X, and it relates to a job interview application question....you are given an Elephant, which you can't give away or sell it.  What do you do with the Elephant?

I sat for a while and pondered upon. 

I had two answers in mind.  

The non-Alabama-farm answer is to LOSE the Elephant as quickly as possible.  Leave the gate open....lead the Elephant over to some flea market and just let him wander off.

The Alabama-farm answer is to put up in the front-yard, and charge people $10 to pet 'Marvin' or $20 to ride 'Marvin'.  Put some 12-year old kid in charge, and split the 'loot' with the kid.  

But the thing is...from a Alabama prospective....there just ain't anyone who'd haul off and give you an Elephant.  It's like free cookies or free ice cream, or a free tattoo.  Things like this never occur freely.  

So my true answer is....this is a bogus question, and remark to the HR lady....what kind of dumbass are you....ain't no free Elephant-giving.  

1 comment:

LargeMarge said...

* BBQ... feed the hungry, bring peace on earth.
* Have it guard the Tesla chargers from feral donkeys.
* Tie some balloons to it.
* Rent it to an adult venue in Tijuana.