Sunday, 2 April 2023

Fifteen Things That I Think Will Be Legit By The End of 2024

 1.  Paranoid Schizophrenia will be considered 'normal' and acceptable....with people readily identifying their illusionary friends, and providing information on non-existent trips that they've made to Paris or London.

2.  1,000 milligrams of caffeine (400 is considered now the max you should consume in one day, at 5 cups of coffee).....will be packaged in some single cup of energy drink.  At least one out of a hundred who consume this....will have a heart attack and require a visit to the clinic to detox out of the 'high'.

3.  It'll be established that more than 2,000 people are faking-up a personality disorder....claiming to be agents of the CIA.  Oddly, only 30 people are claiming to be fake FBI agents.  

4.  Democrats will admit that prosecuting Trump....resulted in $20-million campaign dollars coming in while on this agenda.  

5.  Senator John Fetterman mostly admits that his stroke and the ill-health of 2022....was mostly due to various drugs he was taking and each having a counter-effect on his general health....in a negative way.  

6.  At least a quarter of all NPR employees will be noted on some type of therapy over the negativity of the network and their 'product-brand'.

7.  California math experts realize that more than 50-percent of the 12th-grade students in 2024....can't perform beyond 7th grade math....and have no explanation how this occurred.

8.  Russia announces that the Roswell UFO incident....was faked-up by them, and was just a hoax.      It'll be argued by the Pentagon that this is false....yet no one believes them.....with people believing more in Putin/the Kremlin.

9.  Some brand of men's underwear will be introduced as a womens-mens 'panty' and sell remarkably well among affluent men (with money).  

10.  A new word will be invented for 'penis' for transwomen....noting theirs is a 'venis'.  The word will be used daily by NBC, CBS, ABC and CNN.

11.  Antifa-Atlanta police confrontations will occur throughout all of 2023 and 2024, with more than thirty Antifa team-members dead by the end of 2024.  Atlanta police will eventually be ordered to stand down, and a 48-hour strike will occur where no police report for duty.

12.  A Presidential EO will occur by the end of 2024....where Census efforts are mandated in asking people if they descend down from pre-1865 slaves, in order to gear up for reparations chatter.  Shockingly, more than 95-percent of Americans respond 'yes'.  More than 200-million Americans will have some faked-up family history discussing their past ancestors coming from the Congo, or some jungle-clearing.  

13.  At least 50-percent of universities in the US will admit that they are faking-up grades and that some graduates are barely able to function at the high-school level....let along, the university level.  In exchange for the faked-up diploma....the debt handed to the 'idiot' will be in the $60,000 or more.  HR staffs are now fearful of bringing in idiots to fill empty positions.

14.  LGBTQ-plus....will eventually add Incels as a 'team-member'.

15.  Unwoke seminars or deprograming episodes will be marketed as weekend-episodes, so that people can feel free of the 'burden'.  At some point in 2024, more than 25,000 Americans on one single weekend are being released from their 'sins'/burden.  

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