As July opened up.....Joe and Jill got a few calls....over the idea that numbers aren't great, and he needed to start thinking of stepping aside.
Jill wrote down a couple of demands and mentioned them over and over.
As August came....the calls intensified.
Eventually.....Nancy Pelosi and Barak Obama called 3 or 4 times in one week, and Obama finally said the 'coded-phrase'......that VP Harris was about to talk over his mental state.
Joe and Jill were peeved....no promises of what they wanted.
So Joe asked Jill...what the fu*k is going on, and Jill said.....'this is screwed-up'.
Joe then asks.....if I'm pushed out....how can I fu*k everyone over? Jill responds....you need to arrange the election with the worst possible candidate.
Joe then asks.....Kam Harris? Yep...says Jill.
Joe asks....isn't she all medicated up half the time? Yes...says Jill
Joe asks.....doesn't she converse like a 12-year-old kid? Yes....says Jill.
Joe asks....isn't she constantly talking about communist BS? Yes....says Jill.
Joe asks...is there anything she actually did for three years in office? No, not really....says Jill.
Marvelous...says Joe.
An hour later....Joe calls Kam with the wonderful news....he's supporting her.
Then the word gets out, and 300 various Democrats in DC...are a bit peeved...because they had things arranged to go differently.
Joe and Jill? Pretty happy. They feel pretty sure Kam can't win and this will be talked about for decades.
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When did you start working for "The Onion"? :-)
Lot of things remind me of 1979 movie...'Being There'.
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