Today, I viewed an odd map.....where some guy had sat down over decades and added up alien abductions.
Apparently....the state you live in....increases the odds, or lessens the odds. The number on the list? Around 150,000.
The possibility states? New Hampshire, Idaho, Vermont, Maine, and Oregon.
The marginal states? New Mexico, Indiana and Nebraska.
Slightly above the marginal states? Alabama, Mississippi, and Tennessee.
I pondered over this.
Personally (from a Ala prospective)....I think Alabama is way over the top, but most guys who've been abducted....haven't said nothing much about the experience.
We tend to be quiet, reserved, and a bit stoic over the matter....even if it's been eleven or twelve times that the alien 'lady' has encountered us while hauling hay, returning from the stateline bar, or passed out from the heat.
We don't want to mess around and brag about the experience, or get woeful over the experience.
What isn't in the index? Was this a friendly abduction, or a crappy abduction?
More guys than women? That's not in index, and I wonder about that.
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