My humble belief:
1. California will mandate single-ply toilet paper (TP) as the one and only TP to be sold (within 5 years).
2. State educational leader will mandate anal-sex 'training' by the 6th grade....for all public schools.
3. Regular Coke/Pepsi will be mandated 'out'....leaving you with only diet-Coke/diet-Pepsi.
4. Mustard/ketchup/sauces for burgers will be a menu-item that you must ask for....otherwise, burgers will all come without any liquids added.
5. Public toilet 'tax' will be started by 2035....meaning you must pay $1 as you enter a public toilet.
6. Businesses will be forced into hiring non-English speakers, or face a fine.
7. State authorities will agree to allow you to self-identify as aliens (from outer space) on your driver's license.
8. A couch-disposal tax/fee will be established...at $50 per unit. This will trigger people to pay $10 to some Mexican crew to take the couch across the border for disposal.
9. A meter will be required for flush number statistics in your house. Above a certain level, you will pay extra.
10. A thousand-dollar surf-board tax will be openly discussed....per year...to cover rescue-operations at the beach.
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Several mega-churches from LA's notorious Cathedral Row relocate to picturesque Schnitzerdale-on-Laden, Alabama, bringing their combined congregational populations of approximately twenty-four million devoted souls...
... initiating the proliferation of Wikken Worship Zones throughout California...
... immediately followed by federal investigations into the 'disappearance' of an equivalent number of California State bureaucrats.
Although Divine Intervention is touted in the popular press, astute federal investigators sternly steer discussions away from those loveable Pagan goofballs and their 'Half-Way To Afrika' protocol.
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After an extended period of flux, California property values instantly stabilize at levels not seen since the 1880s.
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To attract fresh devotees amongst the younger set, pastors take to uni campuses statewide, offering free beer and condoms in exchange for an hour on Sunday at the crack of noon.
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With the reduction in humans, and although this rumor is not yet confirmed, authorities are recommending all responsible adults carry a firearm because of the proliferation of cougar, feral swine, and grizzly bears.
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Hurriedly evacuating the Capitol Building, the single remaining state legislator shuts off the light on the way out.
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