My humble belief:
1. California will mandate single-ply toilet paper (TP) as the one and only TP to be sold (within 5 years).
2. State educational leader will mandate anal-sex 'training' by the 6th grade....for all public schools.
3. Regular Coke/Pepsi will be mandated 'out'....leaving you with only diet-Coke/diet-Pepsi.
4. Mustard/ketchup/sauces for burgers will be a menu-item that you must ask for....otherwise, burgers will all come without any liquids added.
5. Public toilet 'tax' will be started by 2035....meaning you must pay $1 as you enter a public toilet.
6. Businesses will be forced into hiring non-English speakers, or face a fine.
7. State authorities will agree to allow you to self-identify as aliens (from outer space) on your driver's license.
8. A couch-disposal tax/fee will be established...at $50 per unit. This will trigger people to pay $10 to some Mexican crew to take the couch across the border for disposal.
9. A meter will be required for flush number statistics in your house. Above a certain level, you will pay extra.
10. A thousand-dollar surf-board tax will be openly discussed....per year...to cover rescue-operations at the beach.
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