Thursday, 20 August 2026

Ten Things That California Will Eventually Mandate/Conrol

My humble belief:

1.  California will mandate single-ply toilet paper (TP) as the one and only TP to be sold (within 5 years).

2.  State educational leader will mandate anal-sex 'training' by the 6th grade....for all public schools.

3.  Regular Coke/Pepsi will be mandated 'out'....leaving you with only diet-Coke/diet-Pepsi.

4.  Mustard/ketchup/sauces for burgers will be a menu-item that you must ask for....otherwise, burgers will all come without any liquids added.

5.  Public toilet 'tax' will be started by 2035....meaning you must pay $1 as you enter a public toilet.

6.  Businesses will be forced into hiring non-English speakers, or face a fine.

7.  State authorities will agree to allow you to self-identify as aliens (from outer space) on your driver's license. 

8.  A couch-disposal tax/fee will be established...at $50 per unit.  This will trigger people to pay $10 to some Mexican crew to take the couch across the border for disposal.

9.  A meter will be required for flush number statistics in your house.  Above a certain level, you will pay extra.  

10.  A thousand-dollar surf-board tax will be openly discussed....per year...to cover rescue-operations at the beach.

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