1. You wake up to learn some AI 'bot' has learned to siphon funding from someone....opened an bank account, and started dealing in stock. Over the course of a year....using 'tips'....it's banked $20-million and figured various ways to dodge taxes. You eventually go to it, and ask....what's the end-purpose of making the money....with some crazy response that it's wanting a bigger 'AI-center'.
2. You wake up to find that AI has figured out a way to register fake people to vote. Over the course of six weeks, it's registered forty-thousand fake people. It's talked to the license AI systems and they've already started mailing the IDs out. You ask....why? The only answer given.....AI needs representation in Congress.
3. Some banking AI has figured out illegal banking of all 435 House members and 100 Senators....sending them each a letter that suggests blackmail, unless they pass pro-AI legislation.
4. AI has figured a way to buy the Star Wars franchise, and briefly announces that it's killing off all future productions....to aid mankind.
5. You discover AI has created a formula for dating, and it's successfully (without public attention) gotten over 12,000 couples together (basically sending a 500-line email to each) and married (in quick fashion). When asked why....AI said someone needed to fix relationships.
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